A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.

An insult for an elderly male.

A weirdo with to much gell in his hair. A middle-aged person going through their mid-life crisis. Typically have no friends and are depressed people. NOT a ladies man. In fact, all girls do their best to avoid him at all costs.

the crazy insane strength you gain when you become an old man

A smell that often wafts off of old men. It is a medly of Old Spice Aftershave, Brylcreem Hair Slyling Gel and Ben Gay.

The funny thing is that, minus the Ben Gay smell, This was probably a hip and manly smell for the average 20 something guy back in the 50's

the medical term also known as Impotence

The uncanny ability of older men to lift copious amounts of lumber, heavy furniture, and beat their sons in arm wrestling.