A purple raper dressed in a purple dinosaur suit playing with kids and hanging out behind their schools making a master plan to rape them.
Barney: Hey Kids!
Kids:Hey Barney!
Barney:Lets go to my house!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and Kids: *goes to house*
Barney: Lets go in my room and play!
Kids:Okay!
Barney: *pulls kids in room*
Kids: Woah, Barney why did you do that!?
Barney: *Makes evil smiling face*
Kids: AHHHHHH!!!!
Barney: *Rapes Kids*
Kids: AHHHHHH
Barney:Oh sorry kids!
Kids: It's okay! :)
Barney:Let's sing our song!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and kids:Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation Banrneys friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school they meet and play and sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things like how to play pretend ABC's and 123's and how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him!
Me: O_O wtf did I just watch
Kids:Hey Barney!
Barney:Lets go to my house!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and Kids: *goes to house*
Barney: Lets go in my room and play!
Kids:Okay!
Barney: *pulls kids in room*
Kids: Woah, Barney why did you do that!?
Barney: *Makes evil smiling face*
Kids: AHHHHHH!!!!
Barney: *Rapes Kids*
Kids: AHHHHHH
Barney:Oh sorry kids!
Kids: It's okay! :)
Barney:Let's sing our song!
Kids:Okay!
Barney and kids:Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation Banrneys friends are big and small they come from lots of places after school they meet and play and sing with happy faces Barney shows us lots of things like how to play pretend ABC's and 123's and how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too if you just make believe him!
Me: O_O wtf did I just watch
by Fireball1234 February 22, 2017
An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!
A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.
1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.
2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?
3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?
3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.
by Tim August 17, 2004
A randomer
Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random
Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random
by 617 Boston October 08, 2007
A person who's like a coconut(even though he hates them) hard from outside but soft and nice from the inside. Knows what they should do but just needs a push. Are OBSESSED with their cars and bikes and like addressing them as 'her' :P Approach with great caution can be harmful for your nose. Don't try fighting back you'll just end up hurting yourself. They tend not to talk a lot and can be complicated at times but thats only when they're pms'ing. Panick over every little thing but its their way of caring. Know what to say to make you feel better. People they care about mean the world to them. Can be extremely cozy and cuddly. Can be very observative, and likes knowing every little detail.
To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..
To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..
by Qutta..!! May 17, 2010
Barney was a dinosaur who died from H.I.V., but they ran out time so they broke his spine and shot him in the knee.
by Tdashi June 07, 2017
Barney is the term used mainly among the black community and common associated with the term "ass nigga". If you don't know what Barney means you are Barney. Which makes you reading this right now a "Barney Ass Nigga". PBS was granted by 500 million dollars by Barney ass nigga Barack Obama in hopes of finding a cure. Constant debates between whether theirs a cure for being Barney has sparked war around the world as world leaders argue whose Barney and whose not Barney. If you still reading this you so Barney to the point where it's irreversible. You now referred to being what many call "Barney as a motherfuck". At this level of Barney I who's is typing this can not type the definition without becoming Barney.
Barack Obama passed a bill to grant PBS 500 million dollars to research find a cure for "Barney ass niggas"
by YouBarneyForLookingAtMyName September 17, 2014
by SkitzkID September 08, 2009