slizzard

to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices
Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.
by redmeat17 January 31, 2011
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a dude das drunk like i always am haha
Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose
by shawnlll July 27, 2006
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A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.
Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.
by Real Heady Krizlo September 30, 2005
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trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.
i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.
by Cup April 15, 2004
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the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.
ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.
by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010
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A slutty skeezeball.
Emily Crozier is a slizzard.
by Joe and Sidney .. November 02, 2010
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anal sex. sex that is in your butt after maximum penetration.
OMG, my friends and I (all guys) all got slizzarded by the guys in Sigma Chi.
by eric johnbang November 07, 2009
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