1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
by Howard Tayler November 25, 2003
KBPI radio played nothing but schlock rock like Nickelback and the new Metallica until I was bored enough to switch to the am dial.
by lurker39 March 05, 2010
Michael: "You two going to the party?"
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."
Brayden: "No, I have homework."
Taylor: "Brayden you some booty schlock."
by nunu22 July 03, 2013
Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.
That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.
by salu1999 October 19, 2009
by Eat The Big One First January 09, 2024
by Matty d otg July 08, 2022
Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night
by Pintalicious February 18, 2011