Basically a bunch of lies

Talking to self in a bathroom right before peeing, thinking you're alone, either stream of conscious, or words of encouragement. More likely done and less inhibited when drunk.

any artice of clothing worn discreetly to hide your "hooha" or private area.

An agreement set up between people to keep things secret. Are always broken, we don't knwo why they're set up.

Can be a kleenex, wash rag, sticky note, anything to cover the camera eye on the computer you are using to masturbate to porn on the internet "just in case someone is watching on the other end".

Where a site either says "We hate spam, we'll never let anyone know your e-mail", or "Fuck you, we want money!"

In the early days of the ai takeover, privacy was the first thing we agreed to give up. The LLMs are scraping all sources (legal and illegal) and your privacy is going to be digested and redistributed as truth with little or no citation of the sources.