caleb

Someone that is of European descent, usually unloved, and short. Most of the time Caleb is used as an insult, to symbolize that you are a virgin and will never amount to anything in your short pitiful life. Caleb, coming from the word Calev in Hebrew, which is a compound word that means "whole hearted"
"You're a Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
by Mr. Kraebs February 09, 2018
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the weakest person you will ever meet.he is a total dick that thinks hes smart but hes not.
that looks like a caleb dude
by caleb mcchicken flakes 101 April 26, 2017
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A funny guy,like's music, Love to lick keyboard,sexy,Crazy,makes teacher goes Crazy, When he pee you will hear "ah..f**k me ah", he like to talk about dicks and about his shit.
girl: look it's caleb Run
caleb: I want to lick you're pussy

girl:911 help
by Tarq makes October 25, 2016
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a tall skinny tree located in the Forbidden Forest. This tree sometimes comes alive and enters human form. The lank of its human form divulges its true identity.
Oh dear! I just spotted the caleb running from the forest! We must alert Harry Potter.
by Treeweird March 11, 2009
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a dirty white male with blonde hair typically has a small penis and is proud of it.
ew look at that honkie hes such a caleb
by ThinkBig789 January 09, 2012
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a total asswipe that ditches his "best friends" to mac on every girl in the group. drinks diarrhea through a curly straw and leaves a clevland steamer on his moms chest every day before he goes to school. sticks ferrets up his ass to help clean up the jiz stains that accumulate from anal sex. a total fuckface
"quit bein such a caleb"
by dildo muncher January 08, 2008
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to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean
Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night
by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013
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