Someone that is of European descent, usually unloved, and short. Most of the time Caleb is used as an insult, to symbolize that you are a virgin and will never amount to anything in your short pitiful life. Caleb, coming from the word Calev in Hebrew, which is a compound word that means "whole hearted"
"You're a Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
by Mr. Kraebs February 09, 2018
that looks like a caleb dude
by caleb mcchicken flakes 101 April 26, 2017
A funny guy,like's music, Love to lick keyboard,sexy,Crazy,makes teacher goes Crazy, When he pee you will hear "ah..f**k me ah", he like to talk about dicks and about his shit.
by Tarq makes October 25, 2016
a tall skinny tree located in the Forbidden Forest. This tree sometimes comes alive and enters human form. The lank of its human form divulges its true identity.
by Treeweird March 11, 2009
by ThinkBig789 January 09, 2012
a total asswipe that ditches his "best friends" to mac on every girl in the group. drinks diarrhea through a curly straw and leaves a clevland steamer on his moms chest every day before he goes to school. sticks ferrets up his ass to help clean up the jiz stains that accumulate from anal sex. a total fuckface
by dildo muncher January 08, 2008
by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013