What my parents say I am

Anal insertion

A baby conceived due to a broken/forgotten condom.

When a vehicle bumps into another object, damage is caused, mainly a dent.

Accidently (a whole coke bottle) - Verb

To accidently something is to insert an object 5 to 6 inches up your rectum. This is commonly used to cause sexual pleasure, as it is also to annoy others.
The most common item to accidently is a coke bottle, yet most things can be used.
Using this term creates interesting prospects.

Me. Possibly you, the reader.

The act or option of shitting yourself.