Mang I ain't had but 5 bucks on me so I had to settle for a bummer.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you were seen in an alley with State-Street Stacy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she gave me a bummer in exchange for a KFC famous bowl.

Guy 1: "Dude i just got a bummer!"
Guy 2: "WTF is that?"
Guy 3: "Head from a homeless chick, DUH!"

I was walking through the alley and convinced the toothless lady begging for change outside the bar to give me a bummer. Only cost me $5, best $5 I ever spent

(502): Dude, just got a bummer.
(1-502): What??
(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.

thats a bummer now im wet

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.