When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

A Vial Neptune, (or Vial of Neptune), or simply "Vial", is beautiful young woman capable of anything. She is intelligent, beautiful, dark, pretty, and mysterious. She believes in Lilith, she studies the dark arts, practices witchcraft and Tarot, and has the ability to captivate your soul. A woman like this in the past would have been referred to as a "Goth", but a Vial, short for Violet, is just that: a Vial of dark beautiful energy beyond superficiality, fashion, style, etc. It is a feminine resurgence, an emotional intelligence, a divine and powerful woman. The first Vial was Brittney Lazo Rodriguez, from San Deigo. A powerful witch, protected by the spirit world, and stunning in every sense of the word. If you find yourself a Vial, treat her like the Queen that she is.

Sweet Neptune is another way of saying "oh my god" , "holy cow" , "oh my lord"

Neptune can also be used alone and it can mean: "being shocked", "being disturbed" or "suprised".

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.

Noun: A gentleman's phallus.