Dealer: Here you go man.
Pothead: Are you sure this is an eighth?
Dealer: Yea,it's really dense man.
Pothead: Well let me whip out my scale. (Places nugs on scale. Scale reads 2.7g.
Dealer: I'm sure it's dried a little.
Pothead: Yeah right. (Knocks dealer to the floor)
Pothead: Are you sure this is an eighth?
Dealer: Yea,it's really dense man.
Pothead: Well let me whip out my scale. (Places nugs on scale. Scale reads 2.7g.
Dealer: I'm sure it's dried a little.
Pothead: Yeah right. (Knocks dealer to the floor)
by Twibbix September 20, 2004
Sex move, the ejaculatees' seamen is held in the mouth of the receiver and sternly deposited in the anal passage of that very same person.
"Mum, look at my picture I drew today, my teacher said it was naughty but its just Daddy?"
"Steven, what you saw last night was your father densing with some of his work colleagues, I did ask that you didnt draw a diagram at school."
After all, Steven was always fond of drawing diagrams. Meanwhile, back at Railtrack...
"Steven, what you saw last night was your father densing with some of his work colleagues, I did ask that you didnt draw a diagram at school."
After all, Steven was always fond of drawing diagrams. Meanwhile, back at Railtrack...
by Dr Webbels August 19, 2008
adj. used to describe people who..would laugh at dumb shit, has slow brain processing, is always red,talks shit about strangers behind their backs, blonde.
Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney
oh and probably has down syndrome also.
Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney
oh and probably has down syndrome also.
by Teee Heee July 11, 2008
And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker
by Dr. Ghostdad July 01, 2014
by yungsavagenigga November 07, 2017