Ho Couture: noun hoh koo-toor

Clothes that are very expensive, often the creations of top designers, but always tasteless and vulgar- i.e. something a Kardashian would wear.

This word is the opposite of "haute couture," or "high fashion." Basse couture fashion represents the glorification of the common and cheap, instead of the rare and expensive. "Basse couture" is a term that can especially apply to hipsters.

Wearing expensive designer clothing that still makes you look like a $2 Whore.

French term refering to the extravagant and often absurd and impractically unrealistic fashion pieces that designers create to demonstrate their unique style and inventiveness.

Proper pronunciation can be tricky; haute is somewhere between ought and oat, pronounced quickly so that the o is highly unrounded ("oh", if held long enough, ends up sounding like a /oo/). couture is pronounced ko'tur with a highly unrounded 'o', a 'u' that sounds almost like a german umlaut, and an 'r' made in a way similar to gargling.

Alternatively, you could pronounce it in a very American fashion as 'ought kuh-ter'.

See also: couture

noun :
the item of clothin you keep for years in the vain hopin you might fit back into it someday.

Brand of clothing in which all rich girls love. Found in Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maine (when all the girls go to camp), Florida, California and Arkansas (when Paris and Nicky were there!)

Jewsy Couture
Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!