ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 07, 2022

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National Monk ur friend KYLEE

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

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Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp

by Niall Kenneally April 01, 2021

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It will not only obliterate your opponent but will also send them to the shadow realm

Me: ur mom gay
Them: ur granny tranny
Me: ur bitch a snitch
Them: *Explodes and gets banned from minecraft*

by Alelander March 17, 2018

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August 6 is the the day where the girl does whatever the boy wants to feel pleasure

The girl gave the boy head on national pleasure ur boyfriend day

the boy finished in the girls 🐱 on national Pleasure your bf day

by Your moms crib August 02, 2021

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"Worse then "ur sister a mister
Use only if your lose depend on it

Criss: ur mom gay
Steven: ur sister a mister
Criss: your aunt a cunt

Steven burns to ashe and criss is the king of the world

by Blessed light March 29, 2018

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