old man

A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.
Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"
by calvinownsj00 June 01, 2005
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johnathan torres
that johnathan torres is an old man
by sillygooseberry. June 21, 2009
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slang for cocaine
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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philza mincraft
pilza minecraft is an old man
by keow:p August 24, 2021
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Retriving Oral without a boner.
Boy:So Girl, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I want you to give me an old man
by minimoose43 May 13, 2005
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slang for marijuana; like all lingo, used to circumnavigate the blue meanies
Been hanging with old man lately.
by smokescreen February 18, 2005
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ALTER MANN
badass Rammstein song
The water will be your mirror
If it is clear, you will see...
by DasUberSoldat June 16, 2004
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