by Andrew Font. June 19, 2008
by Club 333 February 24, 2005
by Ura Valanche December 14, 2011
When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
by Pineapples & Coconuts April 01, 2011
Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.
by Scumbag 2 April 14, 2006
A female sucks your penis while it is wrapped around your testicles while proceeding to stick her finger in your ass
by Invisidude November 26, 2010
The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 06, 2011