A strip club, pinata, barbecue, loud music, mysterious looking condoms, some shady dude named lil' Pedro that doesnt talk to anyone,and a WHOLE lot of tequila is involved.... and thats the first 20 minutes.....

Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

this is the epic comeback. if someone ever says this to you, well- you're dead.

the strongest insult to a 1st grader, 2nd grader, and 3rd grader.

DANGER LEVEL 10 COMBEACK, USE IT WITH CAUTION

This sentence is a very mean thing to say if you say it to anyone they will be sad