Man

One who defies peer pressure in the pursuit of happiness; regardless, of success or failure.
Man, everyone disagrees with you, no one comes around anymore, what are you going to do?
Well, I'm not hurting myself, or anyone else. I'm content with myself and my life. Maybe I'll
go by there tomorrow or years from now; but one thing is for certain, one day they will see
things my way...
by the Good Son May 20, 2013
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A casual, brief greeting used regardless of sex.
Guy 1: Hey, what's up man?

Guy 2: Nothing much man.
by Ready-Liver May 07, 2009
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A human entity at which all female frustrations and inadequecies are aimed, despite man having no control over the fact that women just happened to be born female.
It's not mans fault, get over it!
I've got all this ironing to do, I've got really bad period pains, and all you can do is fucking sit there watching football! Man: "it's not our fault, you should have been born male".

Being in labour really hurts, this is all your fault you bastard, I hate you! Man: "it's not our fault, you should have been born male".

I hate men, I don't need men...... now how the fuck do I wire this plug? Man: "it's not our fault, you should have been born male".
by P.C. Kirk July 07, 2006
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n. unbeknownst slave to a woman. One who thinks he is in control of everything but really is not. Possesses intelligence inferior to that of a woman. Usually an asshole and should be trained to obey at all costs.
Her man is whipped.
She owns her man.
That man is an asshole.
by BMaria June 29, 2005
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1- An unseen political force which watches and opresses everyday people.

2- Big brother, as referenced in the book "1984" by George Orwell.
It' just the man trying to hold me down!

Be Careful, the man is watching you!
by Its Deluxe Son December 03, 2003
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Male humans of the human species. They are characterized as hairless, skinny primates are are significantly weaker than other mammals around their size. Despite their physical weakness, humans have reached to the point of being one of Earth's Apex predators, predators with no natural predators of their own. Humans overpopulate the Earth, with a number exceeding 6.9 billion, and continues to destroy the Earth's natural resources to the point where it cannot contain life. They live in all places of the Earth where land is and have also traveled to the Earth's moon.
There are 101 male humans to 100 female humans in the world. https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/xx.html
by Poo chan November 16, 2011
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Women love them. Sometimes so much, we even hate them. It certainly hurts when they don't love us back - that may even turn us into feminists and think of some 'rights' that we can stamp them with violating - that is called broken heart syndrom. When really, we love to cook, clean and raise your kiddo as long as you love us dearly.
by Kajo September 14, 2012
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