Garrison's presidential fuck

The act of one preforming sexual intercourse to a point of the other party failing to survive
My wife died from Garrison's presidential fuck
by the missile knows where it is September 03, 2023
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A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag
by BeanSucc January 07, 2021
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presidential compliance

Offering privileges or temporary advantages to get someone comply during a "reasonable period of time" so he can't sue anymore.
What the hell is that position, do not exists ? Presidential compliance! -- Joe somebody
by programaths May 18, 2019
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SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE

In LAS VEGAS during PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP campaigning in NASHVILLE gathering it said , "CAPTURE IN PROGRESS" 15 TIMES, " OH MY GOD ALAN I WALDMAN, YOU ARE A NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE in NASHVILLE TENNESSEE who in the year MARCH 201

The biggest mistake I made was , ALAN I WALDMAN is taking notes at PORNO FLICK at DEJA VU and committing blasphemy.

Meeting KEVIN CROHNE was incredible and I felt a sense of camaraderie as I knew there was something about him deeper.
MAKE A NOTE as people tip big as their giant goblets were teeming with $20 and $50 bills as both players of the DUELING PIANOS and you had to be a "DAMN GOOD MUSICIAN to sustain the FRANTIC HIGH ENERGY PACE...but the pay was big ,as KEVIN WARREN went to NEW YORK NEW YORK later as he never got me directly a meal but I'm sure he helped me get paid lots for all those high level RIM JOBS AND FELLATIO I gave to people.

PLAYING NOW,,, BRUNO MARS...JUST THE WAY YOU ARE...FACE he says. ..not GENITALS...1:21 PM TO 1:24 PM , played at MAMA AND PAPA'S PIZZA...I first heard at DION'S PLACE in LAS VEGAS ..EAST FLAMINGO.
TAKE ME TO CHURCH played at 12:53 pm to 12:56 pm AND rhe B-BAR did not realize brought to TRUMP INTERNATIONAL VALET , my PORNO ANALYSIS as very graphic when they saw SHITISG0D , SHIT IS G0D , they said "THAT IS AWESOME" and for years of civilization was thst ever coined???? (I don't think so), little did the B-BAR know what I put on a napkin at the WYNN as I had already had propagated the PORNO NOTES of the graphic SEXUAL FLICK as DEJA VU at , later, DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH, GIRLS HIT ...as the learned later with STEVEN ALAN WYNN AND PRESISENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP could have my SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE could have been caused by THE SLIDE but the point is " I STAND UP FOR THAT PRESIDENT and THE CEO".

HALLELUJAH...UPTOWN FUNK SHITISG0D.PURP0SE.RED N0SE DAY.VIRTUE.
RIM BABY H0LE.95

The BLASPHEMY is saying SHIT IS G0D.95.RIM BABY H0LE.95 AFTER....the scary thing is lots that can be said , around it, SMACKS OF PERFECT TRUTH and it comes down to INVESTMENT BANKING.

I showed it to the DURAN DURAN guitarist playing DUELING PIANOS AT THE PARIS, his name was KEVIN KROHNE big mistake my DADDY had CROHN'S DISEASE , as his real name as he said he was in MISSING PERSONS , but later recognized as WARREN BRUCE CUCCURULLO PORN STAR JUST LIKE ME ..and formerly A GUITARIST from DURAN DURAN as we both made a SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE AS he did not realize , as he did like but not me to "GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY" which he did.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 20, 2022
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Presidential Consummation

Outlined in Article Two section Eight of the United States Constitution, the President elect and Vice President elect must have passionate sex before the presidential inauguration, or else the election results will be voided. To ensure checks and balance in the executive branch and with other branches, this act must feature the president elect elect in a dominant position to the submissive Vice President elect, and the process must be overseen by the SCOTUS judges to ensure completion.
“Bro if Desantis wins in 2024 with a male vp, he’ll have to have gay sex because of the presidential consummation! Take that homophobes!”
by remmytherat4 July 14, 2022
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Presidential fade

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.
Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.
by ABirdM June 29, 2022
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Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
by Uncle Boe October 20, 2010
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