pilot

Bus driver of the air. Generally fresh from a Motel 6 sleepover with a 50-something widebody stewardess.
We had a great pilot on our UA flight 634 from Seattle. He crashed the plane a slight bit on landing, but at least he didn't interrupt our movie telling us about it.
by fucwad June 26, 2005
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A self righteous, arrogant person (usually male) who reads the USA Today in the cockpit of an aircraft while the onboard computers guide it through the air.

Pilots typically exhibit the maturity of a 12 year old, the sex drive of a 19 year old, the over confidence of a college sophmore, and the patience of a 5 year old.
What's the difference between God and a pilot? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
by Darth Bobo September 26, 2003
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joe is a pilot
by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019
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derogatory term for people of african dissent. this term can be swapped with the term nigger. this will allow you to technically insult them withought them knowing you are, thus amusing you and not angering them to the point of rape or murder.
man 1: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
man 2: idk a nigger?
man 1: no a pilot, what are you racist?
by chris ostman July 11, 2008
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Somebody who keeps the middle of the street, the way an aircraft pilot would taxi the runways.
I could not avoid a collision. The road was narrow, and he kept riding his motorbike on the center line like a aircraft pilot keeping the nose wheel on the guiding line.
by Chris Laarman July 11, 2008
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Overpaid cocky bus drivers of the sky. Very good button pushers, their favorite buttons are the autopilot,autoland, and autotakeoff.
"An airport! And where there's an airport there's pilots and where there's pilots there's booze" -Family Guy-
by ERAU Pilot February 09, 2005
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