Gerard

Did you hear ? What ? Gerard has a twelve incher .
yeah I know.
by johno980 May 03, 2011
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Gerard

A person who seems incredibly sensible and mature. But when they have a couple of units of alcohol in their bloodstream, turn into mad, gullible, fun-loving idiots.
"Look at him flying down the hill on that office chair!"
"I know, he's a right Gerard!"
by Cheeksachu November 08, 2012
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Gerardism

A term, normally used jokingly, but occasionally seriously by creepy teeniebopper fangirls, which basically means a serious OTT obsession with Gerard Way, frontman of My Chemical Romance.

It's kinda scary tbh. Don't get me wrong, Gerard is an amazing guy, MCR completely rule everything, but it's a bit scary to make him your RELIGION...
Normal Kid: Hee hee, yeah, I've converted to Gerardism. He's a great guy, an inspiration (and yeah, he is pretty fit), and he says the best, most random stuff :

Teeniebopper: OmG i LuV gErArD wAy!!!11 GeRaRdIsM iS mY rElIGiOn!!!! Im GoNnA hAvE hIs BaBiEs!!!11

(He's married btw. To Lyn-Z, of Mindless Self Indulgence.

My two personal favourite Gerard Way quotes, as referred to above:

Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.

Easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie, motherfuckers!!!

by Bang Bang. You're Dead. November 12, 2007
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Gerard

A gerard basically means the cutest and most romantic guy ever to exist. The kind of guy who would give his girlfriend a diamond ring on Valentine's day just because.
"Gerard gave Janie the most amazing ring. She's so lucky to have him as a boyfriend. "
by Litlgirl00 March 14, 2017
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Gerard

A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with. Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank. Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper. Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.
"Guess who helped me with my problems today?"

"Who!?"

"Gerard!"

"Oh my gosh! You are so lucky!"

:)
by A_zn! Hor$e. April 22, 2010
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Gerard

Intelligent, caring, nice, cute, and sexy person. He's into video games, which is so awesome. He's a fun person to be around and is missed so much when apart from him. Once you meet him, he'll be all you think about. He is an amazing person.
I'm trying hard to figure out just how I ever did without Gerard.
by BewitchingSamantha April 12, 2011
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gerarding

To be Lazy or unwilling to work.
That guy is so lazy he's always gerarding it
by willybeamer April 09, 2011
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