“Yo you have an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean the thing fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah”

“Ayo, you got an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean that fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah that’s the one”
“I think I do”

i did a ethernet cleansing today
-german dictator

“Dude I got a spaghetti Ethernet cord.”

The reason your network was down last week was because of an ethernet storm on OneConnect's network. We don't understand how these storms occur. We think someone royally fucked up.

I been gaining weight since we linkin. whats up with that. must be that ethernet royale we installed recently.