The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.
Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma
by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022
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God's dilemma (Again)

The ethical dilemma that arises when you subject a sentient lifeform to reality.

God "Yeah... This is pretty cool, man... Shame there isn't anyone else around to see it... You know what? *Bzzrp* There. Yeah, that's pretty neat... Aw, it doesn't really 'get it.' We can fix that. *Boop* There... Was that ok? Yeah, I'm sure it's fine... They would do it if they could... You know, maybe not. I'll just give em a little nudge... But, to balance it out, I'll just tell them not to... Or at least not do do it without thinking about it.... Yeah, that's good. That'll be fine."

Hym ".... What... What have you done to me...." 😨🤲

God "Nah, it's fine. You would do it if you could... We established that already. But, yeah, it's neat right? All the stuff?"

Hym "What? You compelled them to do it! What the fuck do you... Neat!? Half of the 'stuff' is monsters and the other half is... Is randomized existence hazards... That's not even to mention the other ones! The horde!?"

God "Hey, I told em not to. What more do you want me to do? I think somebody's mad they're not letting him do it. You can do it! I believe!" 😇👏👏👏

Hym "Half of them are just scratching the itch! They don't even think about it half the time! And nobody is listening to you for anything down here!"
God's dilemma (Again)

God "Well, what's the alternative?" 🤷

Hym "The alternative is you being bored and lonely instead of me being subjected to the horrors of reality. Even at the baseline level of analysis it's horrific and surreal."

God "Hey, you don't HAVE to do it..."

Hym "The dilemma exists in my absence! I... That isn't even a choice I should have to make! You've already blown WAAAAY past the choices I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN to make. It's too late for any of that."

God "Welp.... Nothing anybody can do about that now..."

Hym "You... You bastard... You selfish bastard! I'm going to fucking destroy you!" 🔥🤬🔥
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
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Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 12, 2011
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Limbaugh Dilemma

A Limbaugh Dilemma is the term referring to whether or not you should ask for a really expensive item and risk looking like an ass, or hope that you get offered a moderately expensive prize, but risk getting offered nothing at the same time.
On the Rush Limbaugh show, a caller asked for a MacBook, only to be told that he was going to be offered an iPad had he not said anything. This establishes the basis for the scientific term known as the "Limbaugh Dilemma."
by MacBookGuy February 22, 2012
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The "They're Gay" Dilemma

When a Straight Human is attracted to a gay human of the opposite gender.
Brad: I like her but she's gay
Kevin: Well it looks like you have to deal with The "They're Gay" Dilemma
by Miner_man September 01, 2016
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Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma
by Fish20 February 18, 2023
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The Daniels' Dilemma

When you talking to somebody in an xbox live party so you cant play any singleplayer games because they keep talking over all of the fucking dialogue and ruining the immersion. However, you have no good mulitplayer games to play so your stuck between choosing to talk to said person or leaving and playing the game you want.
Damn, i have no games i want to play while talking to this person. I guess im in The Daniels' Dilemma.

Daniel is a virgin - Sun tzu, The art of war
by BigDaddy42069Balls August 12, 2022
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