Pickles

AweXome comic strip, despite the fact that it's mostly centred on the life of an old couple with a nephew. Every strip is always hilariously funny, putting most of today's comic strips to shame (except for Foxtrot comics.. they just rock.)
I want to see the characters in the Pickles comic strip do something kinky and non-elderly-like with a jar of pickles. :)
by useful idiot January 14, 2005
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Geemo

Geek emo. Bands and people related to this genre.
Geemo bands: Weezer, Something corperate, Taking Back Sunday.
Use: You friggen geemo... man they are so geemo
by useful idiot December 29, 2004
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would you hit this

a website for rating people, talkin to em and seeing "more" of em
i joined would you hit this.com, and damn, all the chicks are all over me and they're all really hot
by useful idiot September 02, 2004
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urban editor

Newest update to Urban Dictionary. Any regular Joe Schmoe can sign up in 5 seconds flat and choose which definitions to publish and which not to publish.
by useful idiot March 25, 2005
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chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.
Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer
by useful idiot January 04, 2005
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blogger

As the great Maddox puts it,

Blogger is a term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits.
Chuck: Hey man! Last night I updated my blog.
George: <kicks Chuck in nuts, cuts arms off, crucifies him, then roasts over fire and makes shiskabobs.>

Moral of the story: Bloggers must die a horribly painful death. Plus the ladies totally dig cannibals. Double score!
by useful idiot July 30, 2005
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