John Terry

A full kit wanker who steals other people's wives.

Wayne Bridge: Honey! We've won the match!
*Opens door to find John Terry shirt on the floor*

by the f.a April 24, 2020

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Arsenal

1. A team who is better than Tottenham Hotspur
2. A team who do not spend money

“Arsenal are relegated”
Some guy “ NUUUUUUUU!”
Spurs fan “ GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR!”

by the f.a January 09, 2019

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Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge

Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.

by the f.a December 30, 2018

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Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!

by the f.a September 23, 2019

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Wenger

A person who is unwilling to spend any money
An unpopular person who wants to get attention

WENGER OUT!
My husband is such a Wenger, he doesn't even want to spend any money on food.

by the f.a March 27, 2019

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