monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.
i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.
by snorg whore February 12, 2010
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sauron

middle earth's equivalent of a crack dealer.
smeagol got some crack from sauron, and ever since bilbo baggins smoked it all, has been in a state of withdrawl.
by snorg whore February 28, 2010
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