A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.

The act of seeing two movies for the price of one at a public movie theater. You watch the first movie, take special notice of when the next movie will start, hang out in the restroom until the appropriate start time, and then mosey on over to the correct theater. It causes undue stress for only saving 10 bucks, but it can make an afternoon fly by.

A strange conglomeration of two terms, aerodynamic and ergonomic, born out of a focus group in Orange County, California by respondent Doug in seat 1. The funny thing is, I don't think he knows its really not a word.

Similar to "romantic", but an incredibly fake version. Someone who is fauxmantic goes through all the motions of romance but isn't serious about any of them.

A misrepresentation of the term The ball is in your court, as said by our fine Japanese colleagues. Its just funny to think of an actual ball being in your coat.

When the vallet parks your car right in front of the establishment you are patroning; a sign of respect for your ride.