Uff

A Uff is a large inanimate female creature that moves slowly from bench to bench. The name derives from the sound they omit when forced to partake in any physical activity. A full grown Uff has a spotty complexion & can weigh as much as 2 ton, they can consume 3 times they're body weight in takeaways. Can be found living in shitpits or wandering round shops, gives birth to ufflets