A cute, fluffy, ball of love that by no means can be destroyed, and should be worshiped like a god, or it will smite you.

What your friend does to you when you let him borrow your xbox and says a gang of pirates raided his house and then a ninja came in and back flipped on all of their heads, and then the captain shot him. You friend didn't want to get hurt so he ran sway, and when he came back the xbox was gone.

The way you can describe your friends feet and armpits.

What to call someone if there 400 lb in their first year of high school.