Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.
You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.
by The Original Agahnim October 10, 2021
A mechanical device.
Curly- You talking to my girl, I should mess you up right now.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's gonna get caught it in the machine in about 2 seconds if you do it.
by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022
A mechanical device.
Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?
Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.
Lennie- Okay, I won't try.
by The Original Agahnim January 03, 2022
The crybully claimed to be colorful and different, but was about as plain and bossy as anybody could get, and it wasn't like her mother and father, or other family members really made her that way by being authoritarian with her. She never got her ass whooped by either parent as a kid, she never really even got ordered about by either parent or other family members, perhaps an occasional straightening out was about all anybody was allowed to do to her.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Nobody makes somebody plain or turns somebody plain, plain the way somebody already was before you met them, they just made themself appear/seem more colorful than they actually were.
Making an observation of how plain and bossy somebody is isn't the same thing as trying to boss them around, give them orders, or tell them falsehoods about what they're like. Telling somebody that isn't as colorful as they seem to think or pretend they are that they're plain is calling a spade a spade instead of a pickaxe. Perhaps the other person hearing it just doesn't like to hear criticism because they were spared (the rod) from hearing anything that didn't sound good as kids, and they expect to be praised rather than criticized, even if the criticism is not really unfair to them.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
Someone that thinks cursing (expressing negative feelings in words that don't sound sweet) and anything not G rated or Disneyfied is inappropriate for everyone (just like walking around with no mask and hand sanitizer is inappropriate for everyone to plain adolescent souls). The kind of person that would hire a hitman to kill somebody then still talk about other people doing bad or inappropriate things.
Though he/she was always a clown, he/she was never really funny, because he/she was always a plain Mickey Mouse Club kind of clown. He/she claimed that people respected him/her, but the reality was that nobody owed him/her anything, including respect.
by The Original Agahnim December 05, 2021
Someone that tries to make themself look colorful to many people because they are actually as dull as it gets when nobody is around.
The girl was a plain instigator and tried to be bossy with people when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look colorful and put upon/subserviant when there was a broad audience.
by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021