SIMP - 19

Being an idiot while infected with covid 19
Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19
by Sebastian294 May 30, 2020
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r/redditmoment

just like Reddit moment, you post a submission on that sub where one redditor or a group of redditors do something cringey as hell. in rare instances, there are screenshots of very serious submissions containing a ton of awards. most notably the "wholesome" award, members of the sub typically say phrases like "OMG YOU USED AN EMOJI😮😮😮 SORRY THE RULES IMPLY I MUST DOWNVOTE" or say "keanu chungus wholesome 100" to some sumbmissions
the title : my dad died during a car accident
post : gets 100 wholesome awards and other awards

random redditor in the comments: why is there a ton of wholesome awards? oh well r/redditmoment it goes
by Sebastian294 October 07, 2020
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Urban dictionary

A website where 95% of all definitions have to include something sexual

The website is just a "slang word" dictionary..... well almost
guy1: hows the browsing of urban dictionary been?
guy2: weird. everything in the website has to include sexual things
by Sebastian294 March 20, 2021
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What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality
Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021
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Theodore Roosevelt

A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot

He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"
Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry
by Sebastian294 March 23, 2021
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