human tampon

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.
After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.
by S. S. D. November 15, 2007
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Own It

When you walk into a bathroom after someone has just taken a terrible shit and it smells completely disgusting. You now "Own it". That smell belongs to you even though you didn't produce it. If someone sees you leaving the bathroom they are going to assume you did it. It's not even worth explaining, just except the fact that it now belongs to you.
I went to the bathroom at work this morning after someone had just taken a horrible shit. In leaving I passed a co-worker who naturally thought I produced that smell. But now he is going to "Own it".

The same rule applies when plunging out someone else's "Log Jam" - some asshole who plugged up the toilet just before you walked in. You now own that one too!
by S. S. D. November 02, 2009
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Babbling Idiot

Stupid gibberish talk, dumb-ass chatter, talking for the sake of talking even if they have nothing to say or anything productive to add to the conversation. Babbling idiots will also talk to themselves if no one else is around or if they are being ignored.
Our new person is a babbling idiot, she talks like she has just won the word lottery. She has nothing to say and seldom makes sense BUT JUST HAS TO KEEP ON FUCKING TALKING!!!
by S. S. D. September 24, 2008
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Lisbian

My sisters girlfriend is from Lisbon, Maine.

I guess you could call her a lisbian instead of a lesbian from Lisbon...
by S. S. D. August 03, 2022
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lisbian

A lisbian is a lesbian from Lisbon Maine
My sister in laws new girlfriend in from Lisbon, I guess that makes her a lisbian…
by S. S. D. August 09, 2022
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snotty girl

A bitchy, catty, turncoat woman. Someone who will rat you out or be a total rude bitch without giving it a second thought. Someone who spreads rumors. A girl who would steal your great idea at work and present it to the boss as if it were her own idea.
Jenny was such a snotty girl when she told the cute guy at the bar I had herpes.
by S. S. D. March 13, 2008
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The Truth

My woman was becoming a bit unsettled so I gave her THE TRUTH. She is now feeling better and more grounded. She is back to her regular self.
by S. S. D. June 03, 2009
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