trumpet

1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.
This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.
by Ryan Paine February 09, 2008
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Sector 7-G!

An exclamation used when something's gone mildly wrong - based on the idea that Homer Simpson works in Sector 7-G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and is always causing crises.
Colleague one: Sector 7-G!

Colleague two: What!? What!?

Colleague one: Dude, I totally just accidentally forwarded all that scathing correspondence to that arsehole in sales.
by Ryan Paine April 06, 2008
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run-dance

1. verb. to run while dancing or dance while running, not necessarily to music. (run-danced, run-dancing)

2. noun. a ballet move where you run like a gimp and flail your arms about or bend your knees and move your shoulders a bit and then beginning to run.
1. With run-dancing, I'm still not sure whether to start dancing and then run, or start running and then dance.

Dude, it doesn't matter, just do what comes to you.

2. You up for a bit of a run-dance? From here to the stobey pole. GO!
by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008
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1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.

2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.
1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.

2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.
by Ryan Paine February 15, 2008
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spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".
Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.
by Ryan Paine December 27, 2007
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gumpf

1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.
When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better.

Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.
by Ryan Paine January 18, 2008
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1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.
Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?

Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.
by Ryan Paine February 09, 2008
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