The act of passing stool of such immense girth that there is literally not a micron of space between the copper bolt itself and the walls of the sphincter

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

One who fakes homosexuality in order to fit in with a group of genuine queers

A particularly wet and drippy ladies front bottom , usually bereft of pubes, that is in a state of expectant imminent receipt of a tumescent male seeding tube .

A fanny like a calf’s nostril

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter

Any situation that could conceivably have arisen , where the sheer scale and levels of uttetrly abject stupidity could not have possibly been predicted or indeed legislated for .

This decision is so preposterously overflowing with unmitigated buffoonery that I may have to go and cut out my own brain .