Hoopmeister

A fellow who perhaps “bakes a lighter sponge

One with a penchant for interfering with the anus of another gent .
See that Tarquin , he’s a proper Hoopmeister, so he is .
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prefers his peas Minted

Descriptive of a homosexual / gay man
He prefers his peas Minted
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The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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wankstuds

Warts on the hand(s) of a woman, which will abrade against areas of a gentleman’s nudger, should they be engaging in him receiving manual relief from her .
“Ooh them wankstuds aren’t half stimulating my Bishop , Brenda
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SkatBat

Woman star of fourth rate shit eating low budget movies
That bitch sucks turds , she’s a SkatBat
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Fudareeka

A pungent smelling womans gash or “fud
That can be described as “reeking”, giving rise to her being defined as Fudareeka
See her at the corner of the bar there ,

She’s a Fudareeka
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prefers the flatter shoe

Lesbian . Gay woman.
Typically the more “masculine” of the relationship, given to the wearing of Doc Martens to complement her crew cut hair and dungarees
I bet that fat skinhead bitch prefers the flatter shoe
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