Ryan: "Hey, Did you hear about Nathan Burris?"

Chad: "Yeah i heard he became an Interlard"

Ryan: "That poor Bastard"

Mary " Im feeling frisky tonight"

Matt "Hmm you wanna go to the Bathroom"

Mary "What for?"

Matt " So I can make a Sewage Pipe Line, Babe"

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

"Oh dammit, that newb snuk up behind me and lincoln'd me while i was watching them play"