factbrary

(opposite of LIEbrary)
someone who has all the facts about everything.
someone who knows most every useless sports trivia fact.
someone with all the answers.
man, he sure knows a lot.
yeah, he's a real factbrary i would say.
by Jesse Colburn February 14, 2008
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truthbrary

another name for the Holy Bible. it's the opposite of LIEbrary (becasue a library is obviously a place of secular and evil literature)
hey check out the guy over there

yeah looks like he's a good xian reading his truthbrary.
by Jesse Colburn January 08, 2008
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outclude

the opposite of included. synonymous with exclude

when you purposefully keep someone "out" of a conversation or group.

to fire someone
we really need to outclude him in our next meeting
by Jesse Colburn March 22, 2010
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declude

to leave someone out. also an opposite of include (to be used when you have overused outclude)

this is slightly softer than outclude, because it can be an accident or perception.

*originally created by Josh Berkley
she decluded me from her list of facebook friends

i kinda felt decluded by you whispering in the corner
by Jesse Colburn March 22, 2010
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no piss test

a way to refer to the fact that you have time to get high until your next drug test or job.

also can be a reference to relaxation or taking it easy. getting a break.
when i get back (from military service) i will have 90 days to decompress.no drill. no piss test...
by Jesse Colburn January 03, 2008
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upright

to be awake, out of bed, or standing up.
dude, it's 3am. i will text you back when i am upright.
by Jesse Colburn January 24, 2008
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destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.
husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"
by Jesse Colburn January 02, 2008
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