Born and bred to be a natural mindsweeper, she found that working for the CIA was a perfect fit.

That wild man can’t shut that shit off, especially when work gets really stressful; he drops into that natural groove-state of prankmind!

The clowns were always so friendly at first and then there was this weird thing, like a sudden switch that would occur; I can see all their faces distorted in my mind and the trigger is often just a little circus music or carnival sounds and I am right back there all over again thanks to my Posttraumatic Clown Disorder!

I could hear him from more than a block away shitting his signature ratta-tatta turds!

My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

My dear father, like many other narcissistic and initially successful men who destroyed their own lives, seems to have been an inveterate fuckophiliac.

The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.