malephant toe

Likeness and similarity to the female reference of "camel toe". When the clothing that is worn too tightly in the genitalia area creating a silhoutte outlining the distinction between the testicles.
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Hippie Tipping

To approach a stoned hippie while in a comatose state and silently tip them on their ass.
"I was at Eeyore's birthday and totally tipped a hippie in a drum circle"
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privacy patch

any artice of clothing worn discreetly to hide your "hooha" or private area.
"Danann CAN do a keg stand although in a dress b/c of her PRIVACY PATCH"
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